When the Supreme Being is born, thunder shakes the world, auspiciousness appears one after another, unicorns surround him, and spiritual dragons bring blessings. At the age of one, he can speak the language. At the age of three, he is familiar with the classics on beast control. At the age of five, he opens the space of spiritual beasts and establishes his destiny. God has given him the talent to control beasts, which is hard to find in the ages.
——"The Complete Biography of the Supreme Beast Master"
In the quiet room of the history museum, the gray-bearded historian had just finished the last stroke and was twirling his beard in contentment when he received a solid blow to the back of his head.
A middle-aged man in plain clothes was leaning against the desk, holding his collar, looking at the paper full of myths with a face as dark as the bottom of a pot:
"You brat, I asked you to embellish a few sentences for me, I'm not asking you to just make up lies and brag!"