Crazy Blind Dates

“Mom, I want to go on blind dates! The more, the better! The higher quality, the better!”

“A matchmaking agency? Get me the most expensive one! Set me up with at least fifty people a month!”

Chen Mo is an ordinary 24-year-old programmer, earning 25,000 yuan a month and so socially anxious he’s practically growing moss.

Until one day, he binds to the [Disdain-to-Cash System]!

The rules are simple and brutal:

The more his blind date dislikes him, the bigger the reward!

The more top-tier the date, the bigger the multiplier!

Get a rich beauty to roll her eyes at him, and millions can land in his account!

Get a female CEO to yell “Get off this planet!” and a hundred million gets slapped right into his lap!

From then on, Chen Mo becomes the undisputed king of public embarrassment in the matchmaking world:

He shows up in flip-flops, opens by announcing he earns just 3,000 a month and loves playing Genshin Impact,

His phone wallpaper is his anime waifu, and he only orders the cheapest dish on the menu: chili peppers stir-fried with chili peppers...

“Miss, looking at my qualifications, you’re not impressed, right?”

The angrier his dates get and the more they smash cups, the louder his bank account goes ding, ding!

When his Disdain Value hits 999% and triggers a critical hit, the whole room falls silent for three seconds, then

[Congratulations, Host! This blind date has earned you 370 million! Reward: one villa in Shanghai!]

All the rich beauties in Shanghai go crazy:

“Who would ever want that greasy, foot-scratching slob?”

Chen Mo silently counts his money. Just a hundred more and I can coast for another ten years!

Can a blind date gone wrong make you rich? Does one public humiliation equal a lifetime of easy wins?

So ridiculous and satisfying, you’ll laugh until you can’t breathe!

Click if you dare, and we’ll make you laugh hard enough to call the cops!