While everyone else chops up ghosts, I man the wok. While my classmates draw talismans, I sprinkle salt...
While everyone else rides flying swords, I toss a wok. While my classmates make elixirs, I stir-fry.
The day I awakened my "spirituality," I clutched a rice cooker and became the laughingstock of the whole school. Then I used the campus belle's ice sword as an ice shaver and the dean's thunder talisman as a gas stove, and the whole internet went wild!
Until the Ghost King appeared, and I turned the S-rank Ghost King into hotpot broth.
The school administrators watched as a demon sealed for a thousand years became a cafeteria menu item. Overnight, they changed the school motto: "Believe in Brother Chun, don't fail your classes, and the road ahead is as smooth as a gentle slope!"
I set up the hotpot and sang: "Duck blood or brain? Swish that tripe seven up, eight down~"
