[Goofy Xianxia + Pure Wish Fulfillment] [Jinx with a foul mouth who picks up on others' words ✖️ Sharp-tongued person with a mental illness]
[Comic antics + Two-way transmigration]
Wuyan died when a hot pot exploded because of too much sodium.
King Yama: “Your sins are grave. If you want to be reincarnated, you must go dig a thousand years' worth of wild vegetables in Shaanxi, or else...”
Wuyan: “I choose option two!”
King Yama: “Then go to the cultivation world and save ten thousand people.”
She thought that since she had survived a disaster, good fortune would surely follow. If she was going to be the cultivation world's savior, surely they would at least make her a genius, right?
Who could have guessed...
On the day she awakened her spiritual root,
Onlookers exclaimed, “It's a rare Word Spirit Root, seen only once in a hundred years!”
Wuyan: This is in the bag!
Everyone: This is in the bag!
She's definitely going to be a genius!
But what they didn't know was...
Wuyan's Word Spirit Root was actually a Reverse Word Spirit Root.
In other words... a jinx.
Good things never come true, but bad things always do.
The first time Di Yunjian met Wuyan,
Wuyan said, “Could he fail his tribulation?”
“Rumble!” His cultivation was struck down by lightning to Foundation Establishment.
The second time he met Wuyan,
Wuyan said, “Could he get sold to a brothel?”
The dignified Deification cultivator was put up for auction with a price tag!
The third time he met Wuyan...
Di Yunjian: “Aren't you the cultivation world's savior? Why do you keep harming me?”
Wuyan: “Because I cultivate the Jinx's Mouth!”
To put things in perspective, the first eight chapters are similar to some small things in the past life, used to explain the heroine's silent character, some physical problems, and how she got to know the grievances with the male protagonist Yun Jian. If you feel a little bored, you can jump directly to Chapter 7 or Chapter 8 to start watching. Chapter 8 is where the main text begins. There is a system, but the system is useless and is just a panel. Everything in this book is just a joke, please do not apply it to reality. Finally: If there is anything wrong with the logic, you are welcome to point it out. If you criticize my book, you cannot criticize me. Thank you for being so beautiful and for enjoying reading my books!