The Golden Cudgel can bind his head, but it can't restrain the Great Sage's wild spirit!
If he becomes a Buddha, there will be no demons under heaven. If he becomes a demon... then I'll be the lotus that saves him!
Ever seen Brother Monkey fall in love? Ever seen the Bull Demon King livestream? Huh? Answer me! Ever seen Athena show up on Brother Monkey's home turf? And come out of the men's restroom, at that? Ever seen a bunch of immortals in the middle of a fight suddenly break into a square dance? You think this is a normal book? No, no, no!