After transmigrating to the final years of the Ming, he has Taobao in his left hand and a butcher's knife in his right.
In the seventeenth year of the Chongzhen reign, office drone Chen Mo plunges headfirst into a hell where humans devour one another, carrying a tablet that can shop online.
There are no System notifications, no beginner's gift pack, only one ironclad rule:
Never let the ancients discover that express delivery exists!
As parcels fall into this age of chaos, he must pass off penicillin as “Lingnan snake medicine,” disguise steel crossbows as “surviving Song dynasty weapons,” and dress every modern supply in historical trappings.
The White Lotus Society is after his fake “Sacred Box of the Unborn Mother,” Dorgon hunts him for the Yuan dynasty hand cannons he supposedly “restored,” and the Donglin faction is waiting to nail him to the stake for “bewitching the people with sorcery.”
“My lord, where did this steelmaking technique come from?”
“Volume Eight of Tiangong Kaiwu, written by Song Yingxing himself.” Without batting an eye, he burns his Taobao order.
“Report! The Qing army has captured a box of iron that glows!”
He leads his troops in an overnight massacre of the enemy camp, then disguises the tablet as the Imperial Seal and buries it in Qin Shi Huang's mausoleum.
This is a desperate struggle for survival with no way to save your progress:
When a storm knocks out the power, he sacrifices refugees to conserve rations;
When plague runs rampant, he turns the microscope into a “demon-revealing mirror”;
When the steel crossbow is stained with blood, he smiles and flips heaven the bird:
“History can go to hell. With salt from Pinduoduo at 9.9 yuan with free shipping, I can buy out the fate of the Ming!”
The greatest tragedy for a transmigrator is that the more you live like a savior, the more you have to disguise yourself as a charlatan.
This high-stakes gamble across time will either rebuild Huaxia or condemn him to eternal ruin!
This story is told in a haphazard manner, as the author was brainstorming alone. Readers are confused
What does it mean to have a hammer in the east and a hammer in the west?