(GG Bond + Boonie Bears + Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf + Ultraman + Fruit Robo + Star God + Luo Luo + Jackie Chan + Rainbow Cat... ruthlessly self-serving + decisive and ruthless + unscrupulous, don't read if you mind)
Li Bai was enjoying a room with his girlfriend, eating hot pot and singing nursery rhymes, when he suddenly woke up as the older brother of Wang Xiao'er, a villain in the first version of GG Bond.
What is a tomato's surprise? This is a tomato's surprise!
Damn it, I don't eat tomatoes! Forced by the Villain System, Li Bai gave in. He went from being a minor villain to a damn big bad!
Do good people have to let others guilt-trip them?
Li Bai laughed. “That's right, but none of that matters. The important thing is that I win!”
“As everyone knows, success is revolution, while failure is...”
