Are You Saying My Frail, Helpless Dad Is a Heavenly God?

A beloved-by-all story. The female lead is a little dumpling, and there are main and secondary couples. The main couple is Xie Donglin.

[Self-admiring, lecherous daughter of a god x nonhuman, nonobject, straight-faced dog Xie Donglin, who has a head full of inner monologues]

[Secondary couple: transmigrated female agent who relies on herself to become an awesome goddess x Dragon God whose mouth still works even after he's dead, with maxed-out combat ability.]

Xiwu's father coughed every few steps and was so frail he could barely stand. He was the local schoolteacher.

Then one day, someone told her that her father was an immortal. She tilted her head. "What's an immortal? Can you eat it?"

Later, she saw horns grow on her father's head, and watched him turn into a dragon and shoot straight into the sky.

But when he came back, he was still drawing her pictures of treats to tempt her!

"Little Treasure, could you get Daddy that book?"

"Little Treasure, since you've got the book, why not read it to me too? I'll buy you a big meat pie later."

The man covered his mouth and coughed, ordering three-year-old Xiwu to hold up a book bigger than her face and read it to him.

"Dad, I can't read."

Chewing on her fingers, little Xiwu furrowed her brows.

"Honestly, I have no idea who you take after."

The man shook his head.

Little Xiwu pinched the chubby flesh on her belly and opened her mouth to say she was hungry.