My Dreams Lead to the Underworld, but the Vibe Is All Wrong

The thing lazy girl Lin Qiuyue regrets most in her life is catching the book The Dream Sutra of Nanhua while slacking off in the library. Ever since, she's been forced to work overtime every night: helping Lady Meng brew her 996 Merit Soup in the underworld, getting electrocuted into squealing “Yingyingying” in a Mary Sue script, and even helping King Yan tally the Three Realms' KPIs!

“Labor arbitration? I'm an expert!” When Dean Liu Ruyan waved her jadeite tobacco pipe and forced her to sign a contract of servitude, Lin Qiuyue whipped out The Tang Code and Commentary and slapped it down on the Judge's desk. She splashed cinnabar over the underworld's office screens and burned right through them, edited the domineering CEO script into a ridiculous meme video, and even folded Heaven's apocalyptic code into a paper airplane and aimed it at the Jade Emperor's forehead.

With passive skills that let her savage comebacks deal critical hits to villains and ensure that every time she fishes for freebies, she strips a boss of their gear, Lin Qiuyue drags the nine-tailed fox Bai Lin around like a mop in her left hand and directs the sharp-tongued accountant Su Mo to knock evil spirits flying with an abacus in her right. Along the way, she kicks Tang Fei, the sword fanatic who has a crush on her, into the role of meat shield. “Romance is no match for a career! Once I tear down Heaven's timesheets, I'll treat you all to Lady Meng's special yin-yang hot pot!”

While all three realms bet on when she'll finally crash and burn, Lin Qiuyue is folding the Book of Life and Death into a paper airplane. “Just destroy everything already... Wait! Could I use Liu Ruyan's jadeite pipe as a straw for milk tea?”

This is a hilarious underdog comeback story about a lazy girl who uses her rebellious streak to punch a hole in the heavens and turn all the bigwigs of the Three Realms into wage slaves.