**After transmigrating, Lin Xiaoman got bound to a rather nasty System.**
The mission: use her modern beauty-influencer skills to max out her survival score in ancient times.
Watching the countdown to being thrown into a pig cage, she whipped out pepper spray...
and gave the God of War Prince a pink, peach-blossom makeover.
Before long, the whole capital was saying the Prince of Zhenbei had been cursed by a demon consort.
When he rode out to crush the enemy camp, he carried a portrait with a cat-ear filter tucked against his chest.
When he bathed the court in blood and seized the throne, he wore a rainbow light stick gifted by a livestream fan at his waist.
Even the imperial edict proclaiming her empress read:
“Upon careful reflection, I find that filters can govern the nation, and beauty apps can bring peace to the realm.”
**Xiao Jingheng has been rather confused lately.**
Whenever this woman points her enchanted device at him, his inner strength surges.
Whenever she holds up a metal box and says “Cheese,” the hidden guards all start twitching.
Then one day, tipsy, she poked him in the chest:
“Your heart rate’s at 120. The System says that’s called... hic... a critical hit of love?”
He crushed his wineglass and sneered. “It’s poison. The antidote is with you, my lady.”
Later, the System crashed and flashed a warning: [Warning! The target has started turning the tables!]
[The female lead has maxed out her goofy skills × a brooding God of War who wins himself over]
[Pepper spray to the face / beauty app that ruins his image / mutual doting through public humiliation]
