My Whole Family Is Crazy, but I’m Just Here to Lie Low and Be a Lazy Fish

[Unhinged Family + The Only Sane One + Scheming Slacker + Secret Identity Revealed + Sweet Romance]

After transmigrating, I became the least noticeable daughter of a powerful official’s family and was bound to a “Slacker System.”

As long as I lazed around every day, I’d earn rewards!

I was overjoyed. Wasn’t this made just for me?

Only then did I realize my whole family was completely unhinged:

Father was obsessed with court politics, stamping documents until every official trembled; my brother was obsessed with military glory, taking down enemies one shot at a time; my sister was obsessed with money, bankrupting her rivals with piles of silver notes; and the living King of Hell was obsessed with taking lives, with a list of blood debts longer than my storybooks.

I just wanted to laze around and sleep, but they dragged me onto the throne!

An enemy army of three hundred thousand? I said, “Hit them with the kitchen,” and three cannons later, I went right back to watching the show!

The emperor: “I told you to get ahead, not to outmaneuver me and take my job!”

The officials: “Please stop lazing around and hurry up and ascend the throne!”

Me: “Quiet. Tie a watermelon to the cannon, fire it, then I’m going back to bed!”

In the corner, the empire’s feared leader of the secret guards silently draped a blanket over my shoulders. In a low, husky voice, he asked, “Are your hands cold? Let me warm them for you.”