What Do the Immortals Mean?

The protagonist begins as an impoverished, short, ugly nobody from Ox-Horse Town, then cultivates his way to immortality and godhood, transcends space and time, and enters the Dao of Chaos. If you don’t have a big enough imagination, don’t read this. I’m worried it’ll mess with your head. Kunlun is home to countless cultivators, yet no one has ever known what it means to be an immortal or a god. That’s because the path is too difficult: you must climb over the endless mountain of life and death! So, to this day, no one knows what it means to be an immortal or a god. Only those who truly attain the Dao of eternal life can understand the mysteries of the divine. Anything else is just bragging. One in ten thousand don’t brag; everyone else does, except for that one person. The protagonist loves life, women, and money. His mind is bright, his heart is broad, and his wisdom is boundless. His motto: cultivate to a high enough level, and you can take your pick of beautiful women. My work is the most realistic cultivation novel you’ll find. The protagonist won’t go so far as to stop eating. Nor is it like many novels where one person easily defeats everyone else and thereby earns prestige and unites the Three Realms. That’s simply too unrealistic. Nobody can truly earn prestige through force alone. You have to create broader opportunities for others to survive before you can gain their respect and unite the Three Realms. Unlike many works that earnestly talk nonsense, my work talks nonsense with a straight face. At least I’ve planned it out first, so it’s a little more plausible.