The day after Lai Guanxia listed her childhood friend’s limited-edition sneakers for 3.8 yuan with free shipping, her livestream was flooded by a certain big shot who had supposedly “come back from the dead.”
Yan Jiming, her bankrupt childhood friend who had disappeared for ten years, had the same face as the top executive in the news headlines. A comment floated by: “I heard the paper money you burned for me could buy Wall Street. And now you’re selling my shoes too?”
Before going bankrupt, this guy had used his last five yuan to buy her a grilled sausage, then turned around and made a show of disappearing into a river.
Now, at their first meeting, he mistook her for someone about to jump into the river and immediately sneered, “It’s not easy to clean up the water quality in this city.”
Later, Lai Guanxia slapped down the divorce papers. “If you want revenge, then take revenge. Why are you pretending to have a secret marriage like Pinru?”
Yan Jiming pressed her hand onto the contract’s signature line. “You said we’d get married once your Yellow Diamond membership reached level 88. Now the account’s loaded with enough money. When are you going to inspect the goods, Mrs. Yan?”
As the whole internet watched various nouveau riche kneel before gaming chairs to coax their partners, gossip-hungry onlookers finally spotted the trending topic: #TheGrassOnChildhoodFriendBrothersGraveCanTalkBack#
It was true. Lai Guanxia was using a voice changer to recite in a thick Northeastern accent during Yan Jiming’s revenge meeting, while the supposedly cold-blooded top executive...
was showering her with rocket gifts through a cat-ear filter.
