[Reborn + a disastrous start + urban + sly System + witty and lighthearted + scheming protagonist]
I was reborn, and woke up inside a toilet.
I was a little stunned, but there was no time for that just yet,
because there was a woman in front of me, and she looked like she was about to press the flush button.
[Ding! Congratulations, Host, you have activated the System. Your beginner mission is now underway!]
[Beginner mission issued. This mission must be completed.]
[Host, please survive. Successful completion reward: a kiss from the System. Failure penalty: death.]
“Wait! I’ve got a mic! Don’t kick me!”
“I was a PUBG god in my last life, a top-tier king with a hundred stars, ranked in the top thousand in Teamfight Tactics, ranked 3,000 in Naruto, and a Phoenix Egg in Eggy Party!”
“I’m seriously awesome, trust me!”
Driven by an overwhelming desire to survive, I was only a baby, yet I managed to shout out the exact persona online goddesses love.
Sure enough, the woman was startled. She screamed and ran off.
But good fortune never comes twice, and misfortune never comes alone.
I was slowly sliding across the slippery toilet seat.
By the time I realized what was happening, it was too late.
I plunged headfirst into the water...
Luckily, a wealthy lady eventually pulled me out.
“Honestly, what a mess. What is wrong with people these days?”
“Poor little thing, nearly drowned right after being born.”
“So I’ll call you... Yang Qi.”
“Heaven brought us together, so it must be fate. I won’t abandon you.”
Then she left me at the entrance to an orphanage.
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