"Transmigrate as a cross-dressing hottie, and upend the Tang with my livestream sales!"
Luo Ting: Other transmigrators build careers and make their mark. Why do I have to wear a chest-binding dress, paint floral patterns on my forehead, and recommend silk stockings to Chang’an’s noblewomen?
I only wanted to keep my head down until the end, but after saving Princess Jinyang, I caught Li Shimin’s attention.
"Young lady, how should we fight Goguryeo?"
"Young lady, how do we take down the Five Surnames and Seven Great Houses?"
"Young lady, my empress says... we’re short a daughter-in-law?"
I face-slapped talented scholars by plagiarizing their poetry, invented new lipstick shades, and taught Li Shimin to play "Tang-style basketball"...
Until one day, my secret identity was exposed.
Princess Jinyang: "My big sister turned out to be my husband? What a bargain!"
Wu Zhao: "I’ll take the women’s clothes. The men’s clothes belong to the world."
Xu Hui: "My Rhapsody of the Two-Faced Gentleman has spread throughout Chang’an. When will you marry me?"
Li Shimin (smiling): "For the crime of deceiving the emperor, you can either have your estate confiscated or... become my daughter-in-law."
Years later, the histories recorded: Princess Consort Luo of Jinyang, impossible to tell apart as man or woman, held immense power at court. Three women fought to marry her, and even the emperor was impressed.
It's okay, it's just weird, but I can't say what's weird about it [Working on draft] [Working on draft] It always looks weird.
Okay, just a little weird