I Planted Muskmelons, but the System Insists They're Ginseng Fruits

[After 90 days of careful tending, you have grown a ginseng fruit that ripens once every 9,000 years. Host, please taste it as soon as possible to increase your lifespan.]

"System, don't you think something's wrong? You grew a fruit that ripens once every 9,000 years in 90 days?"

Sui Yuesheng quipped as he picked up the muskmelon he had grown and gave it a gentle sniff. His lifespan increased by 360 years. He took a bite, and it increased by 47,000 years. "Cultivating immortality can be this simple sometimes."

[You have successfully tamed the Ancestor of the Kunpeng. Its wings span a thousand miles, and a flap can summon wind and clouds. Host, please keep it under control.]

Sui Yuesheng gazed pensively at his pet golden eagle, whose wings spanned 2.3 meters. "Should I keep having it catch rabbits? That seems a little beneath it. Oh well, barbecue is more important."

[Enter the Supreme Cultivation Realm, the Thunder Domain, and temper your Thunder God Body. You can shatter the void and move mountains and seas.]

"Who would have thought that the rare cultivation Thunder Domain in the immortal world would have a yellow sign at its entrance saying, 'High voltage danger. No entry without authorization,' in both Chinese and English."

Muttering to himself, Sui Yuesheng walked inside.

After all, his Thunder God Body had already reached the pinnacle and fed on high-voltage electricity.

In the modern world, spiritual energy is scarce, and cultivators have been gone for countless years. Sui Yuesheng accidentally activated the cultivation narration System and became the first cultivator of this age!