System: I’ll Kill You Sooner or Later

[System + sly schemer + dark and calculating + funny + ruthless]

“System, exchange for a cultivation technique. Why is my cultivation level listed as ‘none’? I need a perfect explanation!”

“Lin Hao, you son of a bitch! You set me up, you rotten bastard!”

“Bullshit. You were just about to grab a weapon and fight to the death. If I hadn't stopped you, you'd already be on your seventh day of mourning.”

“You... You... You're going to be the death of me!”