Harry Potter: A Bat-Keeping Handbook

A reborn potions prodigy × a guardian’s daily life raising a kid × a cross-dimensional, live-action 1v1 otome game After being reborn, Severus Snape makes two major discoveries: First, he’s been saddled with a guardian, and this annoying guardian takes her responsibilities far too seriously. She has to stick her nose into everything. So annoying. Second, the new Potions professor, who is also his temporary guardian, seems to think he’s a magical pet. Professor Rosier is actually keeping an observation journal in the style of Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them: “Species: Gloomy Bat (juvenile) Habits: brews restricted potions in secret every day, sends owls to a red-haired girl (success rate: 0%), practices sarcastic jokes in the corner Feeding guide: Pair with hangover potions shaped like lemon sherbets (Note: the guardian, Vailena’s, exclusive version)” “Today’s discovery: The creature appears to be exhibiting courtship behavior. He actually cleaned the workbench of his own accord! (Crossed out) He actually knocked over a Cheering Potion.” Snape clutched the parchment and sneered. “Professor Rosier, do I need to remind you that real bats suck the brains out of people who spread rumors?” As a hardcore fanfiction reader who transmigrated into the Harry Potter universe, Vailena thinks transmigrating is pretty great. But isn’t this little bat far too clever for his own good? In the middle of the night, Vailena raged at the empty air. “Wasn’t I supposed to raise a little kid? How can he use a nonverbal spell to open my delivery packages?” A cold laugh came from the wardrobe. “I’d also like to know why my guardian is studying ‘A Capricorn’s Emotional Profile’ at three in the morning.” Dumbledore kindly offered a warning: “There’s something even more frightening. Yesterday, Severus asked me how to order a Muggle wedding ring...”