“Want to extend your life? Make a beautiful girl’s heart race!”
At the 24-hour mark after the shady System kidnapped Lu Xiaofan, he was wearing a maid outfit and doing a blessing dance for a potted plant.
**This romance System is seriously messed up!**
Other people’s Systems give them superpowers. His specializes in mortifying situations:
- Recite My Dominant Maid Falls for Me in public to earn six hours of life
- Collect fibers from a senior girl’s nightgown to unlock an anti-baldness effect
- Hold hands with your childhood friend for more than 59 seconds to trigger a citywide broadcast
**The three heroines are even more messed up!**
- His childhood friend has MAX combat power and can hack into the System’s code with a frying pan
- His airheaded senior’s potted plant can talk, and its vines specialize in tying up the System’s quest bar
- His tech-obsessed junior turns love-triangle showdowns into algorithms and updates The Pervert Fan Observation Log every day
Good. . . [Understood]