[Small-town soap opera × quantum cultivation × cyber mysticism]
Jiang Linchuan's life motto is simple: Be a good live-in son-in-law and keep his head down.
That is, until he kicks over the seed tray during the village belle's livestream sales pitch, and awakens the "Quantum Lazy Cultivation System" of Ji Da, a terminally lazy sorcerer from the Western Zhou, after picking up a bronze incense burner from a spring.
From then on, Moonbud Village's peaceful life falls apart completely:
A plastic belt embroidered with Morse code reading "Heir to the Heavenly Secrets Pavilion" generates "Get Rich" livestream comments with every swing;
A bioelectric wave monitor, also known as a children's smartwatch, reports the progress of cracking the code of the Tao Te Ching in real time;
"Entropy-Reducing Brand Fertilizer" from the chemical plant next door makes cucumbers across the village grow human faces. The villagers cry out, "Quantum canna lilies!";
Worst of all, the village bully's wife triggers a "Sadako 2024" Easter egg during her livestream, and viewers flood the chat with "666-yuan tips"...
Staring at the ragged strip of cloth on his lower back, marked "HELP," Jiang Linchuan falls into deep thought: Wasn't he supposed to be a laid-back live-in son-in-law? How did he get dragged into the Tianshu Group's [Civilization Formatting Plan]? And what's worse, he discovers that he's the only "human specimen" in the whole village who hasn't been controlled by AI
From the start, all he has is an incense burner, and his cultivation depends on talking back!
