[Country Dog Blood×Quantum Cultivation×Cyber Metaphysics]
Jiang Linchuan's life creed is: be a good son-in-law and live on.
Until he kicked over the plate of melon seeds brought by Cunhua Live Broadcast, held the bronze incense burner fished out of the spring in his hand, and awakened to the "Quantum Lazy Man's Practice System" written by Ji Da, an alchemist in the late Western Zhou Dynasty.
——From then on, the peace of Crescent Village completely collapsed:
The plastic belt is embroidered with Morse code "Heirs of Tianji Pavilion", and when you flick it, it will generate a barrage of "The Book of Wealth";
Biological wave monitor (children's watch) broadcasts the progress of cracking the "Tao Te Ching" code in real time;
The "Entropy Reduction Brand Fertilizer" produced by the fertilizer factory next door made the cucumbers in the village grow human faces (the villagers exclaimed: Quantum Canna!);
The worst thing is that the wife of the village tyrant triggered the "Sadako 2024" easter egg during the live broadcast, and the audience went crazy with the "666 yuan reward"...
Jiang Linchuan looked at the rag strip with "HELP" engraved on his back and fell into deep thought: Did you agree to be a salted fish son-in-law? Why did you get involved in the Tianshu Group's [Civilization Formatting Plan]? What's even more shocking is that he discovered that he was the only "human sample" in the village who was not controlled by AI——
Starting with an incense burner, cultivating immortality depends on fighting!
