[Female TCM doctor with a poisonous tongue × drama psychologist | happy enemies → both fall into trouble | crazy at work × TCM doctor jokes]
Are the workers collectively breaking the defense? Chinese medicine doctors are going crazy online!
——"You are not sick, the company is!"
Clinic Rules
1. Lovesick? No cure! Love brain? Piercing!
(Our hospital specializes in the treatment of "Silver Needle to Get Rid of Singleness, One Needle for Longevity".)
2. Efficacy report • Treat the symptoms:
Programmer's hands shake? Three needles increase hand speed!
(Comes with "anti-baldness tea", the code will never be bald again.)
Internet celebrity's face is too fake? Cupping "technology"!
(The "swelling" disappeared without any reason in 7 days, and the original camera dared to appear in the photo.)
E-sports dishes are also delivered? The second channel of Ren Du opened a hole!
(Flash will never hit the wall from now on, and the opponent will say that he has internal strength.)
Famous scene
At the free clinic, Bai Wei threw out three silver needles.
"Next person, stop using Baidu pulse self-diagnosis - your hands are shaking because you drank too much milk tea, not because you have a happy pulse!"
The workers who were watching the beating applauded collectively: "Please broadcast the video to wake up my boss!"
CP line
She——
The needles will prick your heart, and every word will kill you!
He——
The questionnaire digs out your feelings, and the tricks steal your heart!
