[Ridiculous Laughs + Meme References + Supernatural School Life + Absurd Shenanigans]
Spiritual qi revival. Supernatural abilities awakened around the world, and with the supernatural college entrance exam just thirty days away, my classmates were busy improving their abilities while I was busy being a nuisance.
I awakened the Negative Emotions Loot Box System. The only way to level up my ability was to harvest other people’s negative emotions.
An F-rank useless ability quickly becomes an S-rank top-tier ability!
Wondering how I made so much progress in thirty days?
Let me tell you.
Selling lamb skewers outside a Shaolin Temple while also accepting alms.
Running a second-coffin-half-price promotion at a funeral home.
Riding a hunchbacked old man across a crosswalk.
Setting up a stall selling Death God spicy strips outside a proctology clinic.
Donating digestive tablets to beggars who didn’t have enough to eat.
I, Zhang Yang, did all of it!
(High-risk stunts. Do not imitate.)
The more shameless I am, the stronger I get!!!
When the notice came that I’d topped the college entrance exam, reporters rushed to interview me and ask about my secret to success.
My answer was:
“If an ordinary person wants to turn their life around quickly, they should sleep on their side!”
