[Quick transmigration + no romance + unhinged comedy + brainless wish fulfillment + alternate eras]
Gu Xiao, a freshman, had barely fought her way through the grueling college entrance exams in Henan and gotten into an ordinary first-tier university there. Before she could enjoy the wonderful life of a college student or complete her transformation into someone with clear, innocent eyes, she got into a car accident during the second semester of her freshman year and died on the spot.
Bad news: She was completely dead.
Good news: Hahaha! Her fantasy had come true: she’d become a member of the quick transmigration brigade she’d longed to join.
Come watch this funny girl charge into the world of quick transmigration.
World One (matriarchal society): The white moonlight with the jade pendant tramples me to climb the ranks? The jade pendant I’ve been searching for for three years? Tsk, he must have stolen it. How despicable! How shameless!
World Two (modern): My rich childhood friend says one thing and means another, loves me spiritually but cheats physically, then chases me all the way to the crematorium? Pah! You love crematoriums so much? How about a full-service funeral package? A scumbag doesn’t deserve forgiveness.
World Three (ancient): A peasant woman forced to take a disgusting secret fertility remedy under the oppressive, feudal belief that women must bear sons? Ha! I’ll become the Goddess of Birth and turn the tables on the men, since men determine whether the baby is a boy or a girl.
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[Note: Heehee, ●)o(●. The author is just a clear-eyed, foolish freshman, a complete beginner whose writing is still rough and whose story has plenty of shortcomings. I beg all you beautiful reader sisters, graceful as slender steps, unmatched in brilliance, radiant as spring blossoms and bright as the autumn moon, to go easy on me. Love you all~٩(๑•̀ω•́๑)۶]