Chen Xiaofan, the last salty programmer in Shanghai, opened the door to a new world after working overtime for 30 consecutive days——
It's just that this door is filled with square dance BGM, Haotianjing who knows P-pictures, and poisonous colleagues who fly with Excel swords.
What you get with 996 Blessings is not the ICU, but the "blessings" bound to the [Happy Cultivation System].
Others cultivate immortality by taking pills, while he cultivates immortality by relying on society to die:
• Dance in the CBD to unlock the bald regeneration technique
• Use emoticons to crack the ancient Immortal Killing Formation
• Turn Party A's Mediterranean Sea into a psychic reactor
• Use PPT animation to fight against the Nine Heavens Thunder Tribulation
When code comments automatically generate spells, when the microwave oven in the tea room plays "Xinwen Lianbo" to predict the catastrophe, when the lipstick of the exterminated master director is actually ancient cinnabar...
Chen Xiaofan discovered that the entire world of cultivation has suffered from "modern civilization dependence syndrome":
• The chief sword cultivator relies on earthy love words to increase his cultivation level
• Rewarding rockets at the Fairyland Spring Festival Gala can buy lives
• Inner demons attack by reading black history
• The Price Bureau uses a bronze scale to measure the value of laugh points
This is a counterattack by social animals, and it is also the ultimate mockery of 996——
Use the most shameful moves to fight the coolest fights, and use the most outrageous ideas to survive the wildest tribulations.
The shocking conspiracy behind the system is hidden in the formatted labor contract thirty years ago...
