Diving, Fishing, and Selling Sushi in the Pokémon World!

Cynthia as the sole heroine + a world-spanning crossover + Legendary Pokemon powered up to epic levels

Trainer Lu Yang never imagined that one day he would ride a Gyarados to deliver takeout to Groudon.

When his best friend Archie suddenly disappears, then starts pickling bluefin tuna in a Kyogre geyser; when the Dead Blue Hole is transformed into the world's largest conveyor-belt sushi bar; when the current leader of Team Aqua brandishes a tuna knife and declares he will “conquer diners' stomachs with sushi, not the sea,” Lu Yang knows that bringing this retired pirate's mad scheme to an end will take six Pokemon, thirty-seven tons of sea salt, and a Legendary-level cooking showdown.

In these soy sauce-marinated waters, you'll see:

Gardevoir carving salmon with psychic powers, and Gyarados chilling sake like a mobile walk-in freezer

Team Magma stealing Heatran's magma to make spicy rice bowls, leaving Groudon so furious it uses Precipice Blade to slice sashimi

Team Rocket's knockoff sushi exposed by Wobbuffet's “Mirror Coat,” triggering mass food poisoning among a school of Wailord

Lugia's silver feathers becoming the ultimate takeout heat insulator, while Xerneas suffers a workplace injury from eating too much “fairy atmosphere”

But what drives Lu Yang to despair most is this:

Archie, sitting atop a Kyogre statue and counting money, has used the Rainbow Wing to gild sushi coupons. “Bro, this is called the sustainable development of marine resources! You catch Pokemon to battle, I catch Pokemon to plate. That's what you call upgrading the industry!”

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