Shock! After Flirting with the Main God, Xiao Heilian Ran Away

[Two male protagonists + quick wear + 1v1 + double strength and double cleanliness + dog-licking counterattack + sweet pet] Mu Zhiyan is a gold medal employee of the Quick Travel Bureau, but he has been squeezed by the Lord God. In a rage, he used the power of alcohol to kidnap the Lord God, intending to squeeze him back. As a result, it was not suppressed, but was squeezed out of the last bit of strength. Before leaving, he also said that you can know the taste by eating the marrow, and he will come back every night from now on. See the fighting power of the Lord God. Mu Zhiyan only felt that his waist was in danger. That night I put on my pants and ran away immediately. I thought that I would be able to sit back and relax after running into the small mission world. He concluded that the Lord God was busy with business and would definitely not chase Little World and kill him. So he unscrupulously exported crazily in the small world—— "I will be good and listen to my husband. Will he fall in love with me~" "It's scary when there are zombies at night. Can I live with you?" "I can wash, cook, and warm the bed. Can you help me level up and fight monsters together?" "My body is delicate and my waist is soft and easy to push down. Do you want to verify it?" "I'm very sweet, you really don't want to try it?" He used his eighteen martial arts skills in the small world and shined brilliantly! But as he was doing the task, he felt something was wrong. Why does the target of his attack feel more and more special and familiar? Every time I see it, my gluteus maximus muscles seem to have muscle memory and they take the initiative to tighten! Until... The Lord God appeared in front of him, "Zhizhi, are you still running away?" Knowing that there is no escape, a man can bend and stretch. Mu Zhiyan immediately pinched himself and cried, his eyes turning red. "Lord God, I was wrong. For the sake of being favored by you, can you let me go?" Lord God: "It's too late." That night, Mu Zhiyan cried. The worst cry ever!