My husband loves playing pranks. He says life is like a stagnant pond and needs a little variety.
When I was receiving a senior executive who had just been parachuted into the company, he deliberately ordered birth control products to be delivered to the office.
As a result, the executive reprimanded me, and I lost my job on the spot.
While I was unemployed at home, he bought a little cake to apologize.
But it was topped with crushed peanuts, triggering a severe allergic reaction that sent me to the hospital.
After I was discharged, I caught him bringing a woman home to fool around.
I asked for a divorce, but he reached into the woman's bag and pulled out a ring engraved with my name.
"Honey, she's an actress I hired to surprise you after you got out of the hospital. So, what do you think? Surprised?"
So you like playing jokes, do you?
The next day, I printed out photos of his little lover and put them in the refrigerator.
