[Comedy + Humor + Witty + Absurdity + Loser + Tycoon + Beauty + Medicine + Ancient Martial Arts + Antiques + Stone Gambling + Racing + Bodyguard + Multiple Heroines + Fiancée + Broken Engagement] Outside Yanjing Railway Station, security guard Old Wang was munching on a jianbing when a golden flash in the sunlight suddenly blinded him. He took a closer look and nearly spat out his chives: a kid in a floral shirt, draped in gold chains from head to toe, was bouncing toward the exit with a bulging woven sack slung over his shoulder. His jeans were ripped like a fishing net, and his toes danced merrily inside his split sneakers.
"Look! A relic unearthed from the twenty-first century!" The station plaza erupted in laughter. Several influencers livestreaming on their phones were so excited their hands shook. "Guys, who can even believe this? The gold chain around this dude's neck is thicker than my thigh!"
"Hey, beautiful, want a ride?" He whistled at a woman with big, wavy hair passing by. The cover of the gold watch on his wrist popped open with a click. Last month, he'd rescued an oil tycoon in the Sahara, and the man insisted on giving him this Patek Philippe.
"Freak!" The woman stomped off, leaving her latest creation behind. Welcome to Tomato Novel to read my work. I hope you enjoy it! Your support inspires me to write, and I'll do my best to tell every story well!
Super funny humor