Chen Ji ge laughs like a honking goose as he runs his fingers over the oracle bone inscriptions on a bronze coffin. While other tomb raiders hunt for treasure, he binds to the Culture and Education System and turns thousand-year-old tombs into top-tier tutoring centers. While Wu Xie is chased through the Seven-Star Lu Palace by a blood corpse and runs hard enough to develop a six-pack, Teacher Chen has already used ghost-cave script to predict the college entrance exam essay topic and carved the coffin lid of the Queen of Jue into a wish monument reading, "Guaranteed Admission to a Top University!"
