The Fisherman Cultivates Immortality and Fishes Out the Bellyband of the Female Sect Master at the Beginning

[System], [Easy], [Funny], [Reverse] Good luck! Others who traveled through time to cultivate immortality were either useless counterattacks or brought their own grandfather. I, Lin Fei, almost starved to death at the beginning when I traveled through time. I still had to bind a system. [Fisherman System]. Okay, fishing is fishing, but who can tell me why on the first day I caught the top tycoon in the world of immortality - the personal apron of the Master of Xuannv Palace? Bosses are chasing me all over the world! From then on, Lin Fei's path to immortality completely went astray: Use the [Salted Fish Flying Sword] to deliver a "salt on the wound" critical hit, and at the same time give the Yuanying boss a "Millennium Kill" to activate the sword technique? It's a commonplace meal! Use the [Chicken You Are Too Beautiful Talisman] and let the evil cultivator of the Golden Elixir stage dance in public? Routine operation! Take out the [Red Wolf Pan], [Secret Stinky Tofu], and [Square Dance CD] to fight against the enemy? Don't do basic sex! Practice "Salted Fish Sword Technique" + "Mike Moonwalk" and become the "Demon King of the Bamboo Forest", driving his fellow disciples crazy and knocking out the deacon? Hey, it's all for becoming stronger! Refining a set of [Hu-faced Mahjong] magic weapon, and playing mahjong to make the enemy "Hu"? This is called technical flow! What's even more outrageous is that in the middle of a fight, you can easily turn a cat-eared princess into a Taoist companion and practice the "Yin Yang Harmony Sutra" together? "I really just want to fish in peace! I'm just a fisherman, you trust me!" Lin Fei helplessly spread his hands. But the entire world of immortality knows that this guy who calls himself a fisherman is a walking natural disaster, a mobile warehouse of weird items, and the ultimate scammer who can cause trouble to anyone! A non-mainstream cultivator, with hilarious paintings and a wide range of imaginations, you won't lose money if you join the trap! (The introduction is too weak, please move to the text)