The rivers are endless, but my life will never stop!
Jiang Lingou's life creed: Just live, but God wants me to be a funny man!
What is it like to be the unluckiest person in the world of immortality?
The old Taoist priest who failed to cross the tribulation by delivering fried chicken was praised for his failure. The thunder tribulation did not kill the opponent but gave him an ion burn;
Even if a mobile phone falls into a mass grave, it can fish out ancient mythical beasts, and the porcelain cat can only speak Northeastern dialect!
One day the jade pendant was smashed to pieces by a cat's paw, and he was forced to bind the "24-hour sand sculpture super rental system"——
Today's skill: Let the domineering president dance "Pure Land" in public;
Tomorrow's talent: turn the Wraith PPT into a square dance light stick;
The ultimate trick for the future: Use the lightning-strike wooden kitchen knife to cut out the green onions that make people laugh!
**My left hand is forced by the retired god to spread pancakes, my right hand is used by the forensic lady as a corpse model, and I have to beware of the system cat swallowing the dried fish...**
Jiang Lingou looked up to the sky and roared:
"Others have traveled through Golden Finger, but I've been completely insane!"
This book is also called
"Why is My Super Power So Shameful"
"About the whole world of immortal cultivators trying to trick me"
"Is there anything wrong with delivering food in the age of scientific cultivation?"
**Jiu Min! There are zombies who can dance house dances, a scroll king who uses Excel to exorcise ghosts, and a grilled cold noodle uncle who sprinkles spells like coriander...**
**And me, a mudslide in the food delivery industry that was struck by lightning and permanently ionized! **
Notice: This article is full of nonsense, no need to use your brain, just to make you laugh!
