If Uncle Liu Huang was willing to listen to Zhuge Liang, he would have unified the Three Kingdoms long ago! "
In front of the glowing blue screen of the Internet cafe, Liu Zheng held half a piece of cold grilled sausage in his mouth, and tapped out sparks with his fingers on the mechanical keyboard. Liu Zheng, a social beast, stayed up all night to chat with each other on the Internet, and actually transformed into the most miserable clan member in the late Han Dynasty - living in a leaky hut, chewing tree bark, and even three pages of his family tree were chewed by rats!
We are married in Taoyuan and I will be the big brother
Taught Lu Bu to play Erguotou on a bottle, and gave Zhuge Liang the "five-year college entrance examination and three-year simulation";
Go to the Persian Gulf to sell silk blind boxes and get smelly socks;
The Roman legions were killed by "Zhuge Cao Chuan Borrowing Arrows 2.0", And Cleopatra launched an expedition to grab sunscreen;
Even alien observers couldn't help but send barrages:
"Please be a human being! Is this a rhythm that will engulf the entire space and time? "
See how the modern sand sculpture youth repeatedly jumps between seriousness and collapse, and uses ghost and animal manipulation to achieve the ultimate achievement of "three prosperous men, splitting the world with laughter"!
**Reading Instructions**
▲Guan Yu puts on eyeliner ▲Dong Zhuo does weight loss exercises ▲Diao Chan sells goods live ▲Zhou Yu hits the charts and hits the yellow cover
▲When you see in the article such cool practices as governing the country with instant noodles and Erguotou diplomacy, please read silently:
**This makes sense! **
