Su Ze was an ordinary overworked delivery driver, until one order of braised chicken forced him onto the path of delivering takeout to the gods.
"Delivering braised chicken to wake up a nine-tailed fox CEO?
Installing underworld 5G for Qin Shi Huang?
Getting hunted across the internet for adding pearls to Meng Po's soup?
I'm Su Ze, an utterly unremarkable delivery driver.
Until one day, my order-taking System started looking like this:
[New Order] Zhong Kui: Spicy pickled cabbage fish, extra hot (Don't let the Black and White Impermanence sneak a bite.)
[Special Mission] Steal the 'Ten-Billion Subsidy Abacus' from Pinduoduo in the cultivation world.
[Urgent Delivery] Bring chilled sour plum soup to Zhu Rong to stop the apocalypse.
Now I have to ride a special Yinglong vehicle, wearing the same yellow delivery vest as a certain delivery platform, with a five-star review rate low enough to drive Nuwa insane,
and get Lao Gan Ma chili sauce to Pangu's breakfast table on time before the big shots of the Three Realms flip the table and start fighting!
Can any god tell me why Nezha's Wind-Fire Wheels require a deposit for a shared bike?!"
