What? I transmigrated? How? Let me think... Oh, I got crushed to death by a tree that someone had cut down.
Damn it! I'd just saved up a million and was getting ready to quit my job and live the lazy life, and then I died just like that? And transmigrated too? My money! My lazy life!
...Can someone tell me if this is real? Heaven gave me a golden finger.
This educated youth sent to the countryside is so handsome, and totally my type. I'm going to make him fall at my feet.
Hm? Wait, wasn't I supposed to seduce him? Why isn't this going the way I imagined? Well, whatever. As long as we end up together.
