Teaching Cultivation on Livestream: Isn't This Supposed to Be an Educational Channel?

(A wild-imagination story + lighthearted + satisfying + fast-paced + a considerate author) [The tags and title don't affect the story, so just dive in!]

(Also known as: After the Spiritual Qi Revival, My Cultivation Took Off; I Came to Cultivate, So What If I Have So Many Dao Companions?)

(This is not a good-for-nothing story, not a good-for-nothing story!!! No cliché face-slapping from the start, and the protagonist is no overpowered chosen one!)

“Hey, man, that magic trick looks a little too real!”

“Wow, you're not even pretending anymore! Streamer, how did you get officially verified with a blue V? You say you're not a cultivator!”

“Why didn't humans evolve to include us!”

Six months later, spiritual qi revival begins. The remnants of ancient dynasties have only just emerged with the return of the dragon veins, and before they can cause trouble, Chen Yi kicks their coffin lids right off.

The villain who has been orchestrating an elaborate scheme in the underworld feels the sky collapsing when he sees Chen Yi.

“Nascent Soul in six months, Deity Transformation in a year? Covered in cheats and a formation grandmaster to boot. Is this even human?”

The fake Lord of the Underworld: “I should've gone out and slapped him to death the moment I found out about him! Outsourcing is a killer!”

Chen Yi strides across heaven and earth, spear in hand, and gazes up at the sky at a forty-five-degree angle, the corners of his mouth lifting slightly!

Everyone is horrified. “Oh no, hurry and tear his mouth off!”

Behold:

“With spear in hand at twenty, I tread the path to immortality. As the winds and clouds shift, I reveal my grand ambition. Love for a beauty sees me through ten thousand perils; I write the fate of the world with my own hand.”

Chen Yi