Cultivation: I Acted Shamelessly a Thousand Times Before the System Finally Arrived

[Xuanhuan] [Transmigration] [Comedy] [Playing the Fool] [Shameless Antics] [Laugh-Out-Loud Comedy Incoming]

[Host, commit a thousand shameless acts to activate the System.]

What? What kind of nonsense is that? A thousand shameless acts?

Zhao Li spread his arms in front of his cousin: "Cousin, what character is this?"

His cousin: "Cousin... it's the character for 'big.'"

Zhao Li pointed at his own crotch: "Wrong, there's another dot here. Heh heh heh."

His older male cousin: "Are you convinced yet?"

Zhao Li: "Same answer as before: I'm halfway convinced."

I have to admit, Older Cousin, you've got some skill, but not much.

All in all, your martial arts are definitely better than mine, but killing me won't be easy.

Older Cousin: (╬`⌒´) Keep fighting!

Little Cousin, you've successfully filled the gap between an ordinary person and an expert. You're a middling fighter!

Older Cousin: (╬`⌒´) Zhao Li, you said I'm not a man! You're asking for death!

Zhao Li: "You are a man. The whole Zhao family knows it. You're just a shameless man."

Zhao Li: "I'll never forget everything we did tonight, Sister-in-law."

He turned to his big brother: "Big Brother, we didn't do anything, okay!"

Big Brother: (╬`⌒´) Zhao Li... I'll kill you!

For two years, Zhao Li kept up his shameless antics in the Zhao family, throwing the whole household into chaos.

The mission to commit a thousand shameless acts is complete!

Zhao Li: "It's done! I've finally waited for you, and luckily I never gave up!"

After a thousand shameless acts on the path to immortality, the System has finally arrived!

Laugh-out-loud comedy incoming!