Tomb Raiding: Me, Sharp-Tongued? You Must Be Joking

[CP with Black Glasses + transmigrates into a book + knows the plot + saves people + System + sharp-tongued goofball + high IQ + split personality + becomes deranged when extremely excited or seeing blood + Miao clan chief + knows a little martial arts + OOC warning!!!] Wu Xie fans may want to take a step back. What I write might not be to your taste, so please go easy on me. The author just can’t help imagining how nice it would be if none of those regrets had happened. Thank you for staying to read.

As an overworked office drone in the 21st century, I survived each day by reading The Grave Robbers' Chronicles. Then an accident transmigrated me into its world...

Hey! You old Black Rat! Stop stealing my money! Give it back! You’ve already got enough money to make a mountain, and you’re still stealing mine? Don’t you have any decency? Watch out, I’ll send bugs to bite you tonight and keep you awake all night!

Hey! Big Zhang! Help me out here! He’s almost stolen all my money!

Third Master Wu, if you and Brother Pang keep watching the fun instead of helping, I’ll take the money I left with that big black rat from the two of you! I can’t beat Big Zhang or the Black Rat, but surely I can beat you two!

Only Xiaohua could rub his forehead helplessly... “All right, all right, you bunch of troublemakers. Zhian, stop grabbing. I’ll make up the money you lost.”

“Yay! Long live Xiaohua!”

“Hey!! Master Hua, that’s not very fair of you~ If you saw it, you get a share~” Black Glasses said with a roguish grin, rubbing two fingers together. He looked like money was his lifeblood, leaving everyone speechless...