I’m Super Sweet, and He’s Really Good at It

(Adapted from a true story. Part two: He got his life together and dumped me, but his younger boyfriend pulled me into his arms.)

[The ultimate showdown between a playboy and a playgirl. Neither is pure, read with caution.]

[Female lead: beautiful, strong, and tragic. Male lead: sharp-tongued, roguishly handsome, and devoted to his wife.]

Love at first sight, feelings returned on both sides, sparks flying everywhere.

When Xia Mocheng saw that her ex of seven years had just bought a Mercedes, with a woman other than her in the passenger seat, she called him and cried for three hours. Only then did she realize she had been crying to the wrong person.

Shen Yuan: “Miss, you’re crying at the wrong grave!”

A phone call made by a series of misunderstandings sparked a romance spanning more than two thousand kilometers.

When you have nothing left to yearn for, you can still travel a thousand miles.

Bonus scene 1:

Xia Mocheng: “I’m in a bad mood. Show me your leg and I’ll feel better.”

Shen Yuan: “?”

Xia Mocheng: “Your third leg.”

Shen Yuan: “Get lost.”

Bonus scene 2:

Xia Mocheng: “If Fahai didn’t understand love, did you have to become a monk too? We need to resist the penetrating power of D and stay respectable, upright, and wholesome.”

Shen Yuan: “Your brain is like your hands after peeling a mandarin.”

Bonus scene 3:

Shen Yuan: “Being a male sub is painful and pleasurable. Send me some money and I’ll explain.”

Xia Mocheng: “Baidu says I should get it for free, darling.”