The moment the delivery boy Lu Xiaofei opened the door of the rental house, the admission notice for cultivating immortality sprayed out from the toilet, confusing his face.
When drying underwear becomes an entry-level test for cultivation, when flying with a sword, you need to take the second subject, when the ultimate dream of being a villain in the devil world is to live-stream and bring goods to the top of the rankings - this world of cultivation, ruled by QR codes and KPIs, is currently staging the most outrageous road to immortality in history.
At Qingyun Xiuxian Vocational and Technical College, you will see:
- A senior fellow from the Alchemy Department turned a microwave oven into an automatic alchemy machine
- The swordsmanship senior offered a reward to hunt down the 15-pound orange cat that stole sword oil.
- Yue Lao Temple launched big data marriage matching to counter complaints of arranged marriages
- Demon King was pursued across provinces by the Consumer Association for selling fake Foundation Establishment Pills in his live broadcast room
Armed with a cleaning technique that can transcend cockroaches, and a magic weapon that always dances square dance on the balcony (a modified version of a second-hand battery car), Lu Xiaofei trembled in the cultivation version of DingTalk group: "Is it too late to drop out of school now?"
The system pops up a bright red warning: [Detected tendency to skip class, a looped version of "The Great Compassion Curse" will be played soon]
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