Other girls wheedle their dads for money. Wenci gets hers sent straight to the palace as a male consort!
Her forty-year-old, professional kept-man of a dad is forced into action. “Sweetie, your dad really doesn’t know how to survive palace intrigue!”
Wenci whips out the Empresses in the Palace script. “Don’t panic! You’ll be Niu Hulu Cuihua, and I’ll be Wang Ma. I’ll show you the ropes!”
The Noble Consort wants him slapped? The old emperor issues a decree in the middle of the night: “Anyone who dares lay a hand on Wang Ma will have their entire clan executed!”
The Imperial Grandson blushes and tugs at his sleeve. “Grandpa, I want to marry Wang Ma…”
The Great General piles up a million taels’ worth of betrothal gifts. “I’ll trade my battle merits for Wang Ma!”
Wenci directs things while munching sunflower seeds. “Dad! Hurry up and wink at His Majesty!”
Her dad: “Help! Am I really going to be the champion of palace intrigue this time?”
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#IWasSupposedToHelpDadButEndedUpBecomingHisWhiteMoonlight#
#YourMajestiesWakeUpImHereToBeAPrincessNotYourAncestress#
#NonsensicalAndLightheartedComedyIfItsNotForYouPleaseDontComplain#
It looks so good. But I really like it, keep going! ꒰づ≧ω≦ づ꒱~♡
It's quite funny and fun. I'm looking forward to it. Big boost, author.