After delivery rider Lin Ergou was struck by lightning during a torrential downpour, he suddenly found he could hear his phone apps talking.
Meituan sobbed about how many times he'd been charged for late deliveries, Alipay shrieked that his Huabei bill was overdue, and WeChat Wallet wailed that he had only 3.8 yuan left. Just as he thought the lightning had made him go crazy, a mechanical voice rang out in his mind: "Congratulations on binding the Wild-Play-to-Wealth System. Complete missions that make you the laughingstock of the world, and you can cash out the virtual coins in your apps at a one-to-one rate!"