Everyone else’s System gives them a golden finger. Mine isn’t even as good as a toilet~
It’s a ridiculously useless piece of junk that can get people killed without batting an eye.
It crashes, puts out bugs, assigns absurd tasks, and even throws a tantrum now and then. Then I have to coax it for days before it finally boots up with a sob. (What is wrong with you? You’re a System, for crying out loud!)
Can I trade it for one of yours?
Please...
