The Most Retarded System in History, You've Screwed Me to Death!

Other people's systems are golden fingers, mine is not even as good as the toilet~ A super imbecile who cheats people to death without paying for their lives. Crash bugs, issuing outrageous tasks, and even occasionally getting a little angry, coaxing you for several days before booting up (what are you doing? You are such a system!) Can I change careers with you? Please...