As an 18-year-old virgin, I accidentally transmigrate to the Primordial World. See how I, without a System, play the fool while outsmarting everyone, trample Hongjun, beat up Luohou with my staff, recruit Shenni as my underling, and show off at every turn...
What? You say there’s no heroine? Then watch as Nuwa and I mold clay into people. You take the left, I’ll take the right; up and down, you advance and I retreat, you retreat and I follow... You say one isn’t enough? Then let’s add Houtu. What? Still not enough? Then watch me break up a pair of lovebirds, steal Dijun’s bride, and take the Three Xiao as my disciples...
What? A beast? A forbidden romance between master and disciple? What are you thinking?
I just like raising them to maturity...
What? Become a sage? Excuse me, did you ask me first? (>_<) Need a loan? Nine parts back for every thirteen borrowed. Interested? The rates are absolutely fair, with no exceptions for young or old. (>_<)
The Primordial World is my home, and protecting it is everyone’s responsibility. (>_<) You take the ugly ones, I’ll keep the beauties. You take the blame for the bad deeds, and I’ll play the good guy. I’ll become a sage with borrowed money and use spiritual treasures as decorations. I’m the ultimate schemer of the Primordial World.
