Female lead: Yu Weiwei. Male lead: Mu Zhao (programmer vs. directionally challenged senior sword cultivator)
Yu Weiwei, 26, is a seasoned programmer who has finally made it to her last day at work. But on her way home, she's struck by lightning and dies on the spot! Even more absurdly, she doesn't drink Granny Meng's soup or enter the cycle of reincarnation. Instead, the Black and White Impermanence from the underworld, modern versions in suits with tablets in hand, shove her into the "Underworld App" and reincarnate her as a... tortoise?
"Ding! Cultivation Navigation System 2.0 activated. Please bind a Host!"
Yu Weiwei looks at her green tortoise feet and the crude System interface, then wails in despair: "Is this compensation plan for real?!"
To upgrade the System's functions, she has no choice but to trick (scratch that) find a reliable Host. By a twist of fate, she binds herself to Mu Zhao, the aloof senior disciple of Taiqing Sect, a directionally challenged sword cultivator with formidable strength and terrible luck. Wherever he goes, he runs into rampaging beasts or collapsing secret realms.
"Forty li southeast. A rare treasure has appeared!"
"Host, you're going the wrong way! That's the demonic cultivators' lair!"
"..."
From then on, a human and a tortoise (System) embark on a chaotic cultivation adventure: they take on demonic cultivators, outwit villains, pick spirit fruits, and unlock the Underworld System's hidden functions along the way. But when a greater conspiracy emerges behind the strange changes in the Misty Forest, Yu Weiwei discovers that there may be more to her botched reincarnation than meets the eye...
Hilarious cultivation adventure · System novel · Tortoise's rise · Aloof, directionally challenged sword cultivator x snarky navigation tortoise
Why are there so many repeated words?
The tone is lifeless and the whole article is as stiff as a zombie
Beautiful! Serious yet funny, highly recommended!
Okay, just pass the time
Beautiful! 💕Come on, come on💕