Traveling Across the Stars as a Cat

The social animal Lin Chen was smashed into an interstellar black cat by a meteorite, and he opened the military pants of the cold-faced commander Lu Lin with one claw - help! Why does his underwear have my drawing of a fan cat printed on it? ! In this world of orcs where shedding hair can make you rich and having a license is required for petting cats, Lin Chen was forced to sign a "Deed of Sale for a Sky-high Price": one time he would paw a cat for 100,000 star coins, and he would suck his belly to mortgage the property. During the day, he is the mascot of the military department (putting plum blossoms on confidential documents), and at night, he is a humanoid catnip (being pressed against the wall by the commander for "artificial respiration"). However, there is a series of outrageous truths hidden behind the interstellar trending search #_ ✓ Hidden in Lu Lin's robotic arm is the toffee he stole when he was seven years old ✓ Lin Chen's cat hair can activate world-destroying weapons ✓ The CP that consumes life and death in the entire universe is actually the Zerg destruction plan! High-energy famous scenes ▶The alarm button was scratched, and all the aunts in the city beat up aliens with "The Most Dazzling National Style" ▶The drunken cat licked people's fingers, and the commander held a global press conference with cat hair on his head ▶The marriage certificate comes with a combat buff, and the mecha's combat power increases by 888% with a kiss. When the unhorsed black cat bar was defeated by a sullen wolf officer, everyone in the universe laughed: How can this be an interstellar war? It was obviously a young couple who tricked the dog into killing him!