Overworked office drone Lin Chen gets hit by a meteorite and turns into a spacefaring black cat. With one swipe of his paw, he rips open the uniform pants of icy commander Lu Lin. Help! Why are his boxers printed with the fan-art cat I drew?!
In this beastfolk world, shedding fur can make you rich and you need a license to pet a cat. Lin Chen is forced to sign an exorbitantly priced contract of indenture: ten thousand star coins for one cat-paw rub, and a belly rub costs him his property. By day, he's the military's lucky charm, leaving paw prints on classified documents. By night, he's a human-shaped catnip toy, pinned against the wall by the commander for “artificial respiration.”
But behind the interstellar trending hashtag #HaveLinAndLuBrokenUpTodayYet# lies a string of absurd truths:
✓ Lu Lin's mechanical arm hides the milk candy he stole when he was seven.
✓ Lin Chen's cat fur can activate a doomsday weapon.
✓ The couple shipped by the entire universe is actually part of the insectoid race's extermination plan!
[Must-See Moments]
▶ The alarm button gets scratched to pieces, and a whole city of aunties wielding “The Most Dazzling Folk Style” beat up the aliens.
▶ A drunk kitty licks someone's finger, while the commander's head sprouts cat fur during a global press conference.
▶ Their marriage certificate comes with a combat buff: one kiss boosts their mecha's combat power by 888%.
When the black cat whose identity has been exposed clashes with the flirtatiously aloof wolf-like officer, the entire universe is doubled over laughing. What kind of interstellar war is this? It's clearly a couple luring the dogs in just to slaughter them!
Regarding myself laughing to death [covering my face] Author: What did you think of writing this book? Hahahahahaha 😂 😂 😂