[Invincible flow + Dihua + hilarious counter-routine + Wanjie brain supplement]
Lu Changsheng: I just want to sweep the floor, but they insist that I am an immortal!
Travel through the world of cultivation and be bound to the [Hidden Master System].
While others kill people and seize treasures, I sweep the floor and feed the pigs;
While others achieve breakthroughs in retreat, I dance in the square.
The system rewards are all cheating products such as "Sow Postpartum Care" and "Sword Dance in the Square". Even the Taoist robes are the same as those of the Beggar Clan.
But when I feed leftovers to local dogs——
Demon Lord: "The holy beast Qilin! He actually feeds it with the rhyme of chaos!"
When I use the chamber pot to cover the Dao pattern -
Empress: "Innate treasure! He actually used it as a urinal!"
Even a sneeze——
Tiandao: "Please stop breathing! The spiritual energy has been sucked dry!"
The whole world of cultivation is crazy!
The sword fairy knelt down and begged me to make elixirs from the fallen leaves I swept, the ancestor took away my qualification certificate to clean the toilet, and the demon sect saint stole my smelly socks as amulets.
The most outrageous thing is that system!
I agreed to become a reclusive master, but the broken broom I was given as a reward was actually an ancient artifact?
Can people soar through the day by feeding rotten vegetable leaves to pigs?
Now I can even practice breathing automatically, but I have to pretend to be a scumbag!
"System, you tricked me!"
Lu Changsheng ran away all night with a broom on his back, chasing a hundred thousand monks behind him and crying:
"Immortal Lord! Your pretense is too low-key!"
