I Played a Eunuch, and You’re Saying I Really Got Castrated?

Name: I Played a Eunuch, and You’re Saying I Really Got Castrated?
Author: My Magic Bottle

我演个九千岁，你们说我真阉了？

by My Magic Bottle (我的魔法瓶)

Status: Completed
Length: 490k Words
Genre: Urban
Subgenre: Urban High-Concept
Updated: 1y ago
Source: Fanqie

Request a translation

Refreshed 45m ago

Translated by GPT-6 Luna

Report

Synopsis

Chen Ming, an inconsequential bit-part actor, was unexpectedly reborn. When he opened his eyes again, he had become an aging drifter in Hengdian.

After wasting half his life, he suddenly bound himself to a System.

But this System was a little offbeat.

When he played a eunuch, he could make the whole film crew's hair stand on end.

At the audition for Dragon Gate Inn, he lowered his eyes and brushed a hand over his embroidered spring saber. “If the Eastern Depot can't solve the case, the Western Depot will.”

The director dropped his thermos on the spot. “Get him a python robe, now!”

In the movie, he coldly crushed a loyal minister's throat. The whole internet went wild with #ChenMingIsDefinitelyARealEunuch and #EunuchOnTheRunFromTheWesternDepot.

A top-tier starlet, eyes red, blocked his way at the door. “You... is it really gone down there?”

Other names

Chinese Showbiz: Reborn, I Finally See How Great My Sister Is华娱：重生就知姐姐好Former title · until Oct 2026

Stats

What these numbers mean →

231Chapters

723Reads

7.2Score

160Listens

264.1kReads · all time

More by this author

Director: Starting at the Oscars

High Martial: The School Beauty Insults Me, So I Draw My Zanpakuto

Director: Starting with a Getaway from Hollywood

In booklists 15

Any Chinese Entertainment-industry Stories Set in the Real World, with No Alternate Universe and No System?

472Books5.4MViews1dUpdated

I'm in a Terrible Reading Slump. Please Recommend a Top-Tier Masterpiece

2kBooks64MViews1dUpdated

Stories About Directors and the Entertainment Industry

Stories that cover the 2008 Beijing Olympics.

396Books6.7MViews2dUpdated

Celebrity Fanfiction

One female lead, and the male lead appears on a variety show.

647Books10.5MViews3dUpdated

Looking for Celebrity Fanfiction Without Stupid Characters

799Books13.6MViews3dUpdated

Yang Mi, Behind the Scenes, Slow-Burn Romance, Sweet Love, Male Lead Outside the Entertainment Industry, One Female Lead

468Books26.3MViews10dUpdated

Hilarious Showbiz Novels That'll Have You Laughing to Death at Midnight

Funny showbiz novels that’ll have you dying of laughter in the middle of the night.

452Books30.9MViews12dUpdated

Looking for Feel-Good Entertainment Industry Novels for Male Readers. Thanks, Everyone!

Preferably a transmigration story, but I hope the female lead is tragic.

95Books73.5kViews13dUpdated

Any Entertainment Industry Novel That'll Make You Laugh So Hard You Pound the Bed at Midnight?

I've read all the ones that are really popular on Tomato, like Wan Bao, Yin Zi Ge, Li Bao, and Jiang Wan... I'm hoping for something a little more obscure but still fantastic. Please recommend something! 🌚🌝💦💦💦

255Books3.9MViews13dUpdated

Novels About Simply Filming Movies and TV Series

No harem and no all-rounder career stories. I once read a male-lead story that started with him filming the time-travel drama "Scarlet Heart", but I can't find it anymore, QAQ.

271Books3.6MViews16dUpdated

Any Contemporary Entertainment Fiction About Dating a Celebrity?

Stories about taking part in different variety shows or having stories with different celebrities.

519Books8.4MViews25dUpdated

Fantasy, Imaginative Plots, Comedy, and Lots of Beautiful Women

Looking for books similar to "Reborn: With Milk, She's Got a Mom." A cultivation journey after transmigrating and being reborn as a baby, with fantasy, wild ideas, comedy, lots of beauties, and plenty of poison too, haha!

556Books34.5kViews2moUpdated

I’m Here to Find Good Books

Looking for books similar to "Outwit Seven Kingdoms, Slaughter the World: The Greatest Poison Strategist". Any good recommendations?

214Books17.7kViews1yUpdated

Great Books That Never Got Popular: Recommend the Underrated Completed Novels You've Read (Nothing Popular, Please)

Any genre is fine, either no romance or one female lead. Rating of at least 7.0. No harems. No xianxia. Please read the request carefully: completed and underrated.

236Books2.7kViews1yUpdated

Are There Any Stories That Skip the Talk and Go Straight Into the Fight?

44Books2.7kViews1yUpdated

Reader comments 50

Translated by Google Translate

Save search